2005-07-22

New Organization Hopes to Educate World

Robert Uggiyuggi is President of a new democratic organization that wants to change the world. "We just don't feel Americans deserve the Constitution." The goal for Mr.Uggiyuggi is to take America to court to remove the Constitution from its shores and bring it to a neutral place. Where? "Europe. Most likely France." When asked if Americans should be consulted he said they should not as "they simply are too indifferent and ignorant to take part. We feel it should be left to more mature societies to decide." And what are the organizations ultimate goals and objectives? "To educate the world about America." He continued "we don't feel history books reflect the truth, hence our values about America. We encourage people to seek the true way....as long as it's according to our guidelines." He was later asked if that falls dangerously close to indoctrinization and revisionism he replied "if it's the truth so be it." You can contact Mr. Uggiyuggi or vice-President Mrs. Yolanda Fritter at 232-334-3665 (Fool).

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3 comments:

  1. hahahahaha...I'd be pissed at this guy if he wasn't so funny.

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  2. Actually, it makes sense to me. I bet 50% of American highschool students think Europe is US state. ;)

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  3. I once had a conversation with a Dutchman who tried to convince me that Holland had a bigger population than Italy. If memory serves me right, he thought The Netherlands (how many names does a country need?) had 60 million and Italy 15 million. Of course, roughly the opposite is true (56 to 16). Marvels of the Dutch system or was he drunk on Canadian beer? ;<)

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