2010-07-13

We're First!

I never really did get "we must get news first" crap. I don't care who breaks a story first. I just want it done right and with proper perspective and in context. Watching some good looking chick "report" on a news story passing off as "breaking" means absolutely squat to me.

All it shows is you have good sources and know how to network. You can still be a total dinkfink and not be able to understand the importance of the information just received.

Reporter: Tv545 News has just obtained exclusive copies of the the document so important to our lives. Were the first!"
Anchorman: Great, job Jill! Back in a minute with YOUR weather!"
*Winks. Camera pans to weatherman laughing shooting air pistols*
Intern: But what about the document? Did you read it?"
Reportet: Read it?
*Everyone breaks out in laughter*
Anchorman: Son, you're so naive.
Intern: B-but...
Anchorman: And you're fired.

Being first is superficial.

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