2010-10-14

The Commentator On Canada AM

Excerpt from a discussion panel on Canada AM featuring moi:

Moderator: "If we look at the Norwegian case..."
T.C.: "Bah."
Moderator: "You have a problem with Norway?"
T.C.: "Come on. These people were Vikings! Vikings! Now we're supposed to believe they're all pristine and nice and...nice? Not buying it. They're plotting. Plotting."
Moderator: "Plotting what?"
T.C.: "You're kidding, right? No nation can dominate cross country skiing or speed skating like that. None.
Moderator: I'm not sure I'm following."
T.C.: "That's because I'm leading."
Moderator: "Moving along..."

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