2011-02-05

Isolated Tribe Now Has Friends

How long before we, the civilized, go in and tame these savages with agricultural rules, taxes, demands for free trade and conversion to secularism?

They have no clue what just happened to them. Camera crews, Discovery, scientisits, psychologists will invade their peaceful (assuming I am), inner-sanctum.

I can just see environmentalists going in and demanding they conform to their green laws.

Ecoperson: Here are your recycled bags and twirly light bulbs. Oh, and don't even think of using energy. Besides, you've lived without it up until now. Ha, ha. We must do our part to save the planet.

Tribespokesperson: ?

Translation: But...you can't get more "green" than us!

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