2012-01-21

Daycare Update

Sample menu from the daycare:

-Stale fruit served handpicked by illegal immigrants every morning. Milck served everyday for lunch. Crackers and biscuits served by local crackheads available.

 Monday/Lundi:
"Just"uncooked Broccoli
Mouthwash
Peach nuts in salted water
Collation: Pills-bury

Tuesday/Mardi
Baby Goats head soup
Low fat Bread crumbs
Capers
Collation: Canned anchovies and sour cream

Wednesday/Mercredi
Oreo cookies on a bed of Boston lettuce
Peanut fest - almonds, peanuts, walnuts, jelly beans
Hawaiian Punch
Collation: Lemons

Thursday/Jeudi
Flummery
Nonna's left overs - Rabbit's feet stew
Cauliflower flavored popsicles dipped in fructose

Collation: Sugar

Friday/Vendredi
It's a fucking surprise

4 comments:

  1. That "lucky" stew is making me hungry. If I eat a bowl, will I win the lottery?

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  2. I shoulda called it "Nonna's lucky leftovers."

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  3. Peanuts? hope you have ephedrin handy.

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