2013-03-12

The Things I Hate

People who wear their fucking iPhone ear phones while they drive.

Fuck those irresponsible, clueless, dangerous dicks.

Same with those assholes who cross an intersection without looking while they text.

Fuck those zombies.

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While I'm at it (digesting a rather tart grapefruit), man, The Beatles were dickish towards Pete Best turns out. Geez. All that money you can't throw him a few bones?

Same with Led Zeppelin. They're talking of reuniting. Last time out they forgot to invite John Paul Jones. Man.

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