2013-09-14

Government Should Regulate Hot Water

Lisa Marchant. Winnipeg's finest:

"...There are currently no regulations governing the temperatures of hot beverages at restaurants — something the Marchants wants to see.

This person is everything I loathe in people. The constant reliance on government enters even the most absurd of realms - like brewing fucking tea which humans have been doing for God knows how long. 

You can't regulate stupid.


While Lisa Marchant has not filed a lawsuit against Tim Hortons, she wants to see governments develop safe beverage temperature rules.

Even if there were bull shit government regulations the fact remains tea HAS to be soaked in scalding water. What is she babbling about?

What is 'safe temperature rules' anyway? Lukewarm? That's not tea and should be considered, well, uncivilized.

 "We all have to be careful; that's common sense. But I think … it is too hot. It should be lowered. I couldn't imagine my burn on a baby's face," she said.

Says the person who spilled tea on her herself. "I'm injured therefore I think it's too hot and should be lowered." Who died and left her boss of people?

When asked what she thinks Tim Hortons should do, she said, "Come up to the plate and say, 'Our water is too hot and we need to look at this in a safety aspect.'"

Re. Tarded.

"Marchant, who is self-employed, filed a claim with Tim Hortons in the hopes it would assist her in covering the costs of her medical supplies.

But a letter from ClaimsPro, the adjustor for the coffee chain, states: "Our investigation has found no liability on our insured [Tim Hortons]. As such we are respectfully denying your request for compensation."

A spokesperson for Tim Hortons told CBC News the company is "very sorry to hear" about Marchant's incident."

No shit.


Enough of this stupidity.

Time for Kramer.

"The coffee was too hot!"



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