2014-07-25

Paronia Strikes Deep

This is such fucking bull shit it makes bull shit smell like lavender by comparison.

Passenger Bettina Bathe told CTV Toronto the incident unfolded not long after takeoff when a flight attendant came by to pass out headsets.

"He basically just tore a strip off her, explaining how expensive the cigarettes are here in Canada, he hates Canada," Bathe said.

"Then he said, with great expression using his hands, 'I just want to bomb Canada.'"
Following procedure, the flight was then diverted back to Toronto's Pearson International Airport, about 45 minutes into the flight, escorted by two U.S. fighter jets.

How's that for security theater?
 


CNN was all, like, serious and talking in serious tones about this utterly stupid, fucking occurrence. 


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